1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,360 (BARBARA) I write in a program. -In which one? 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,800 (BARBARA) "What a mess." -It's not to put pressure, 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,520 but if you don't get your act together, This program has one week left. 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,240 -"This one is not coming for two days." 5 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,000 (ELENA) Chino, he keeps calling me. 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,840 I mean, why don't they leave me alone? 7 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,960 You have left without telling him where and pregnant. 8 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,480 Maybe he called the police. 9 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,320 Don't you understand that the least I'm interested in letting it be known 10 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,760 that on my script team is there homophobia? 11 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,120 We premiere next week. You remember, right? 12 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,640 Yes I remember. And I'm going. Me and the man who masturbates. 13 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,640 Who is this aunt? -Alvaro's girlfriend. 14 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,640 You are an influencer, Maca told me. -I am an artist. 15 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,680 She is the woman of my life. -Well, Maca, like everyone else. 16 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,640 We elected you because you're senile, you old bitch. Give us the fucking pills! 17 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,120 "And you alone. Write to the old man." 18 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,680 I'm a son of a bitch. 19 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,080 Well yes. 20 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,320 Where is Elena? -I'm not going anywhere. 21 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,400 I'm not going to leave. 22 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,120 It's my house. Right, girls? -Yeah. 23 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,200 Yes. -Yes? 24 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,560 (FABIOLA) "Many times you ask me 25 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,400 What is my skincare routine? 26 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,880 "And finally, here it is." 27 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,440 "First of all, "I use a cleansing milk." 28 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,320 But what does it do? -The idiot. 29 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,600 "And I use my stone black tourmaline, 30 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,040 that channels the light...". -Take out the fake account. 31 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,920 (BARBARA) Yes. -"My secret..." 32 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,640 And put: 33 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,200 "That cream... 34 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,200 left my face... 35 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,960 deformed". 36 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,880 "I'm going to report you, 37 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,640 shameless whore." 38 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,960 Best: "You shameless pig." 39 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,720 The breakfast. 40 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,960 Good morning, gordi. -Hello. 41 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,680 Can you give me paper? 42 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,760 Yes. 43 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,080 But what the hell? 44 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,360 Will you accompany me shopping? I have nothing for Maca. 45 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,760 (MOBILE) "During pregnancy, the body makes a mucus plug 46 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,240 that stays in there until just before delivery, 47 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,920 Well, it has a name: mucous plug." 48 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,200 "When childbirth approaches, this plug comes off." 49 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,120 "Does that mean you're going to give birth now? Well, not exactly." 50 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,920 "It can take days before delivery." 51 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,760 The mother who gave birth to her. -"You already know, 52 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,760 If you get a mucous plug, It means that childbirth..." 53 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,000 (FABIOLA) "Pretty, this little person who I admire so much... 54 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,080 "Hello." -...he performs tonight in his play 55 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,120 at the Luchana Theaters, which is ideal." 56 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,560 "I hope you like it." 57 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,280 Aunt. -What? 58 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,480 How can it be? 59 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,000 It seems like they've been there for five years. It's been a week. 60 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,680 I don't know, because they are lesbians. 61 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,040 Your relationships are like dog years. 62 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,840 One week is equivalent to seven years. 63 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,760 Help me. 64 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,960 But what does Álvaro say? She's crazy, auntie, she's her boss. 65 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,360 I don't understand very well either What does Maca see in Fabiola? 66 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,080 Oh, right? Well, she's pretty, 67 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,480 who has money, 68 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,320 that is helping you in his career... 69 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,120 who eats so little that has no rule. 70 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,480 And he's no longer your boss. 71 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,280 who has thrown her out, Hasn't he told you? 72 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,360 That? -Clear. 73 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,960 When did he tell you? -He sent me an audio yesterday. 74 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,360 What a bitch. -Hey, try this on, right? 75 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,480 Yes of course. -I just don't think that one suits you. 76 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,760 No? -No. Try it on. 77 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,560 Yes, yes, yes, I tell you, yes, it works for me. 78 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,360 Okay, wait, I'll help you. Don't throw, don't throw, don't throw. 79 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,000 Anyway, you would have I have to start accepting you like this, 80 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,840 It would be cheaper for you. -That's not true. 81 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,960 (SALESPRESENTATIVE) Girls, can I? -Yeah. 82 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,000 How are you? How are you doing? -Very good. 83 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,200 I love the dress. -Yes, it's beautiful. 84 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,720 Do you have one more size? -It's the biggest one we have. 85 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,240 It's the biggest. 86 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,920 Well look, I'm taking all this. -Come on. 87 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,400 Brilliant. 88 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,240 Thank you. And my friend wants a bag. 89 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,880 I want...? -Which one do you like? 90 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,920 It's not necessary. It's very expensive. 91 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,800 It doesn't matter, Chinese pays. He owes me. 92 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,160 One that makes you look like you're not there in the unemployment line. 93 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,160 I prepare everything and I show him the bags. 94 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,520 Thank you. -Now I'm going. 95 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:45,440 You don't need a bag, Elena. -Gordi, really, 96 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,800 when you have that bag, you will forget that you are dead inside. 97 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,240 And that you are disgusting on the outside. 98 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,280 Well, it's 5600 euros. 99 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,600 With card? -Yeah. Thank you so much. 100 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,480 The money was better for me, right? -Well. 101 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,360 Helen? -But hey, Marga, Gabri, 102 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,480 what are you doing here? 103 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,680 (MARGA) Looking at dress for Pitu's wedding. 104 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,200 Oh. 105 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,000 I'm in an association 106 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,840 who works with women with addiction issues. 107 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,080 And you spend a day with a junkie. 108 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,640 She was a heroin addict, poor thing. 109 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,480 And she is delighted to be here. 110 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,880 Well, hey, what a beautiful initiative. 111 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:25,960 TRUE? 112 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,080 You have AIDS, too. 113 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:29,880 I don't have AIDS. 114 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,960 As? 115 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,680 It's called HIV. 116 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,800 Oh. 117 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,320 Excuse me. 118 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,120 The card gives me an error. 119 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,760 Well, try this one, let's see. -Hey, how are you Javi? 120 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,720 You can't see his hair around the club. -You are about to... 121 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,600 It doesn't work either. 122 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,240 Let's see, try this one. How odd. 123 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,520 None works. 124 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,480 This bastard blocked me the cards. 125 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,320 Don't fuck with me, auntie. What do we do? -Is everything okay, Helen? 126 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,920 Well no. The truth is that I am not well, no. 127 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,800 I didn't think the bank would block us the cards so soon. 128 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,920 They are investigating China for money laundering. 129 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,600 Prostitutes. 130 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,640 And well, I have to see myself here, in this store, 131 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,280 pregnant, humiliated, 132 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,480 and in front of a poor person sick person for whom I am a reference. 133 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,040 The truth is that you are me quite disappointing. 134 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,680 -Gabri, we can't leave him like this. 135 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,600 How much is it? 136 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,080 (SELLER) 5600 euros. -Host! 137 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,200 Uh... Well, pick one thing? 138 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,720 The bag. He wants the bag. 139 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,720 Aunt, a handkerchief? 140 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,160 I don't want this. 141 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,360 Fucking rats. 142 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,960 And he's blocking my cards. 143 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,520 He is a scoundrel. 144 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,000 Well, don't go overboard either, eh? 145 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,120 (WHISTLES A SONG) 146 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,720 (CONTINUES WHISTLING A SONG) 147 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,440 Isn't this with a "B"? 148 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,800 It's with a "B." 149 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,880 (CONTINUES WHISTLING THE SONG) 150 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,640 Barbara. -Yeah? 151 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,520 I have a job that you are going to love. 152 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,200 He is going to put her to work with her best friend Peace. 153 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,320 "Peace Tilla." 154 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,920 I eat like "pizza", I eat another "pizza". 155 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,920 (GONCHO) Well, now, right? -Sorry. 156 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,120 (GONCHO) Let's see. 157 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,080 Why do you think it doesn't work? the program? 158 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,440 Because no one cares anymore. 159 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,440 Yes, I am interested. 160 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,520 Because we have innovated. 161 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,800 And that's not always liked. 162 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,800 We have to return to the origin, to the essence. 163 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,720 Essence of smegma. 164 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,800 Companions, companion, 165 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,600 I have stopped believing in myself. 166 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,040 I think I have the syndrome of the impostor. 167 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,040 Your fucking dead syndrome. 168 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,760 No, I don't think you have the syndrome... 169 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,600 Yes. 170 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,120 Yes, yes, yes. Peaceful. I don't care 171 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,280 Be vulnerable and acknowledge it. 172 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,640 I thought that to return to that origin, Barbara, 173 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,480 you have to see all episodes 174 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,440 where we have reached the golden minute 175 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,560 and bring out the best in each one. 176 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,160 Sections, jokes, 177 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,000 whatever. All. 178 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,880 But of all the seasons? 179 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,000 Yes, of all. Of the 12, yes. 180 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,720 But that's thousands of programs. -Well, I can help you. 181 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,520 (WITH BURLESQUE TONE) "I can help you." 182 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,360 "I can help you." 183 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,840 "I can help you." 184 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,920 Don't you have a program what to coordinate? 185 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,160 Hey? Well, to coordinate. 186 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,800 Pussy. 187 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,040 I'm going to go. 188 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:02,280 (TV) "Let's do the section What do you like most in this program: 189 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,440 The Goncholtorio". 190 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,360 (Applause) 191 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,360 (MAN) "Goncho, machine, 192 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,520 Hey, I'm getting married June. Any advice?" 193 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,320 "Yes. An important one." 194 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,680 "Don't do it." 195 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,120 (laughs) 196 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,280 -"Hello, Goncho." 197 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,440 "Look, I'm staying bald on the top of the head 198 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,960 and I am very worried. How can I hide it?" 199 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,320 "Stilts?" 200 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,520 "Some stilts, that's infallible." 201 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,240 "And if not, look, you become a Jew and you put on the hat 202 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,280 the one that you put there as if it were a teapot lid." 203 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,720 "Perfect. Come on, next question." 204 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,800 (laughs) 205 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,160 -"Good night, Goncho." 206 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,120 "How do I know if I'm older? to go out clubbing?" 207 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,160 (GONCHO) "Well look, I'm telling you now. me: you're older." 208 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:52,360 "Young people don't wonder if "He's too old to go out clubbing." 209 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:56,360 "If you are wondering if you are older to go out clubbing, 210 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,480 is that you are older to go out clubbing." 211 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,840 "Let's see, people think that you are the father of the DJ". 212 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,000 (Door) 213 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,080 Yes. 214 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,920 (TV) "You ordered a Redbull and they served it to you as an infusion." 215 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,760 "At the door they asked for your ID to find out if you had number 1." 216 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,200 This program is a bummer. 217 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,720 This was shit... -Yes. 218 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,360 (TV) "...thinking you were having a stroke." 219 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,640 We could do a timelapse how his hair is falling out. 220 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,440 Would you be with someone who doesn't Do you like it just because you're not alone? 221 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,080 Sure. 222 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,360 I have unblocked Chinese and look what he tells me. 223 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,400 "How do you think tell that to Gabriel?" 224 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,640 "I can't stop getting calls." 225 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,440 Not having blocked my cards, piece of bastard 226 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,520 Exactly. 227 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:00,000 "Be aware of the consequences, 228 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,320 scoundrel." -Well said. Of course yes. 229 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,760 How will you recover blocking your cards? 230 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,080 It's like taking away the only thing you like about him. 231 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,720 Girls! -Oh! 232 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,800 Hello! 233 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,080 How beautiful you are. 234 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,360 Thank you very much, and you. How good, what a call. Congratulations. 235 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,960 Let's see, it's not just me. The work is incredible, 236 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,840 but it needs a little push. 237 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,160 How about you? 238 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,400 Good. 239 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,360 With great desire to see the work. 240 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,080 Yes, I am a little like that, because it is mercury retrograde. 241 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,240 But hey, everything is going to be fine, because it does not affect Maca. He is a taurus. 242 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,440 Mercury retrograde, huh? Okay. 243 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,520 Okay, okay. 244 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,760 I am Leo. Ascendant: cancer. 245 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,120 Oh, sure. -She is a Scorpio. 246 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,880 That's why she is like that. -No. 247 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,640 It has nothing to do with that. 248 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,640 I have seen a man asking on the street 249 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,720 Are you poor Why does the Moon have in Aquarius? 250 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,560 It's not bad for you for being a Scorpio. It's bad for you because it's useless. 251 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,280 Actually, there are a lot of science around this. 252 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,800 Is that Victoria Federica? 253 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,360 Oh! 254 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,520 Look who's there. I knew it was coming. 255 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,600 Who? -Vic. 256 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,160 Vic, no. The one who masturbates. 257 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,160 Who? -He is a man who has been coming 258 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,960 to Maca functions since he started in the company. 259 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,240 I'm glad it's here. -That? 260 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,080 Yes. -We must throw him out immediately. 261 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,200 Throw? He has bought many tickets, he has done a lot of handjobs 262 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,080 before this was full. It deserves to be. 263 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,400 It's sexual harassment, Barbara. 264 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,920 Some heroes don't wear capes. -You can't throw him out. 265 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,600 Maca will be excited to know that has come Where is? 266 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,920 He's in the dressing room. 267 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,320 Ah, well I'm going to go... see her. -No no. Now she's super overwhelmed. 268 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,680 Better after the work. With everything That commotion has to be concentrated. 269 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,960 Okay. 270 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,840 See you later. -Come on. 271 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,520 Enjoy it a lot. -Brilliant. 272 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,840 See you later. -Bye. 273 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,040 Bye. 274 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,800 You can't, right? 275 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,960 My life spread out over me. 276 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,520 like a gigantic and majestic tree. 277 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,920 And in that tree there was 278 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,480 the metaphor of my own existence, 279 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,280 of everything that would come 280 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,040 and of all Those futures I could live. 281 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:59,680 A mango was a lesbian marriage perfect. 282 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,800 Another handle represented 283 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,080 my life as an actress 284 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,440 with a beautiful, intelligent woman 285 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:12,360 and a son conceived thanks to a donor's sperm. 286 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,760 And I was faced with the harsh reality of not knowing what to do, 287 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,280 of being lost. 288 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,280 I just knew that I wouldn't live all those lives. 289 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,440 I would only have one future. 290 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,040 What mango should I eat! 291 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,680 I was dying of hunger without being able to choose 292 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,800 no handle, because I wanted them all. 293 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,160 And choosing one meant losing to the other. 294 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,360 And while I was waiting there, indecisive, 295 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,120 I saw how those mangoes they decomposed, 296 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,560 full of worms, 297 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,520 and they fell rotten 298 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,280 before my feet. 299 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,360 (Shy applause) 300 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,920 (Applause) 301 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,440 Oooh! 302 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,320 Oooh! 303 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400 Bravo! 304 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,240 (WHISTLES) 305 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,320 Pretty! -Very good, fatty! 306 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,320 You were absolutely right in the world. She's a slut, but a slut. 307 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,680 I'm always right. 308 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,480 Look, let's go home, 309 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,720 We ordered some pizzas, 310 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,400 half a bottle of wine with two anxiolytics 311 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,160 and we plan how we do for these two to leave it. 312 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,880 No, because if Maca wants to be with this aunt, let her be. 313 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,600 Let him do what he wants. 314 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,600 She's a selfish piece of shit. -Already. 315 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,760 Hey! 316 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,000 "Hello." 317 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,880 Congratulations, aunt. -Thank you. 318 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,600 You've been great. -Did you like it? 319 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,680 Yes. -What a fricada. 320 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,320 It's been very good. Yes, yes, really, really. 321 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,560 How strong the number of people that has come 322 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,320 Have you seen? All thanks to Fabi. The one you set up, eh? 323 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,400 Incredible. -Yeah. 324 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,320 Why do you do it? 325 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,800 The fact that? 326 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,880 I mean, all this, that you hardly know each other. 327 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,440 He wants a kidney and he is going to take it from you while you sleep. 328 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,600 Hey, that's cool, I promise. -Now, now. 329 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,920 But I had a boyfriend three years ago. minutes and believe in the horoscope, 330 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,280 He told me in line. 331 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,280 Let's see, what's wrong with you? -Nothing. 332 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,760 Nothing. 333 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,560 You haven't told me that you have been fired. 334 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,080 Already. Well, it's just that I haven't been home much. 335 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,720 But hey, it's been good for me. That place sucked a lot of energy out of me. 336 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,720 Yes. -Fabi says it's a sign 337 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,280 so that I can chase my dream and act. 338 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,440 Very good. 339 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,560 How about Elena? 340 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,160 Well, you have left me with a motherfucking brown. 341 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,080 It's not going to go away. All day in the bathtub. 342 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,120 Give it time, it's lonely a week. 343 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,040 Yeah, but it was you who You invited her to come home. 344 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,800 Let's see, give me a drag of that. 345 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,600 What is this? -Nothing. 346 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,960 But how...? 347 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,960 We have tattooed ourselves. -But is it your eye? 348 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,720 Yes. 349 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,680 What are you, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee? 350 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,720 It's just... What has she tattooed? -The same, on the hip. 351 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,040 Your eye. -No. 352 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,440 Yours too. 353 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,320 Maca, has tattooed her own eye. It doesn't make sense. 354 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,960 It has nothing to do with you. 355 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,560 Well, she left Álvaro for me. 356 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,200 Come on. Look at it. 357 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,520 Mr. masturbator. And this time it hasn't failed me either. 358 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,200 Well, Fabiola has kicked him out. of the theater. 359 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,120 He is still a sexual harasser. 360 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,960 But he is our sexual harasser. 361 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,040 Look at it, my boy. 362 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,000 On the way to shake his member in another public space. 363 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,680 Maca, love. There is the producer what did i tell you 364 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,800 and he wants to meet you before he leaves. -Okay. 365 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,000 Come on? 366 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,760 I'll be back now, okay? -Okay. 367 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,000 (MACA) I love you, okay? -And me, goodbye. 368 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,120 I already know what we can do: hit her with the car. 369 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,960 That's not bad. -Take out Margarita96. 370 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,880 Aim. 371 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,480 "I caught her 372 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,360 pushing down the stairs 373 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,320 from the subway 374 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,560 to a disabled person". 375 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,840 Send, send. 376 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,960 (soft music) 377 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,600 (ELENA) ¡Uh! 378 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,200 379 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,440 380 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,360 381 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,200 382 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,800 383 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:42,040 like the bird that escaped from its prison 384 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,880 385 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,600 386 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,200 387 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,640 388 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,760 389 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,120 390 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,680 391 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,720 392 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:08,520 393 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,640 ¡Uh! -¡Uh! 394 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,960 ¡Bravo! 395 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,520 Oooh! Thank you. 396 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,440 You are amazing. -Very good. 397 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,920 How are you? What did you think? -Incredible. 398 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,280 Superfine. -Oh, I needed to let go. 399 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,720 Next song, put on the mic in the panties 400 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,680 and let the girl sing, Let's see if it lets go. 401 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,120 Aunt, if you need to let go, holistic therapy. 402 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,680 God. -Very good on a mental level, 403 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,640 body, soul -Yeah? 404 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,360 Yeah, it puts you in your place, you know? 405 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,840 Well, let's toast Maca, who has done a fantastic job. 406 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,480 Really, congratulations, my love. 407 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,840 Lovely. -Well. 408 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,200 Thank you. -For Maca. 409 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,520 Thanks for coming. -You did great, gordi. 410 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,960 411 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,400 412 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,600 I'll be back now, okay? -Yes. 413 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,800 Okay, well, we sing, right? -Yeah. 414 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,480 No, no, no, I hate him. -Of course, I hate him too. 415 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,560 That's why I like it. It's just that we can't come and not sing "Wannabe." 416 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,280 I have already ordered it. -"Wannabe." Yes, yes. 417 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,360 It's already requested. -That? 418 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,120 When? -Before. 419 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,160 No. -Like in school, I was Emma. 420 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,120 Well, Emma and Geri and Mel B, You were all, you didn't let us sing. 421 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,400 Because he sang and danced better, it is what it is. 422 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,720 That hadn't occurred to me. -Well yes. 423 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,640 You were the lesbian. -How many times am I going to tell you 424 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,040 that Mel C wasn't a lesbian? They were Mel B and Geri. 425 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,920 She was wearing a tracksuit, she was the lesbian. 426 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,880 And I was Victoria, that neither sings nor dances, 427 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,000 everyone was wondering what the hell was he doing there. It makes sense. 428 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,520 If you think about it, it makes sense. that I was Emma, 429 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,640 because it was like virginal, It was like innocent. 430 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:40,040 With you the comparison is useless. Already? Is it our turn? It's our turn! 431 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,000 (MAN) Forgive, forgive the Spice, but Fabiola has come 432 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,760 to tell me what you want sing a song with Maca 433 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:49,440 and wants to tell you "I'm dying to meet you." 434 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,520 (soft music) 435 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 436 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,400 437 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,480 438 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,880 439 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,320 440 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,640 441 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,960 442 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,520 443 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,600 444 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,440 445 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,880 446 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,560 -Sal. 447 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,840 No, what a shame. -Yeah. 448 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,920 ¡Sh! 449 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,640 -Well, okay. 450 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,120 (BOTH) 451 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,160 452 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,640 453 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,600 454 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,880 455 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,640 -How cute they are. 456 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,960 I hope to find someone like that, TRUE? 457 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:03,280 You're slipping a move very strange for the vagina. 458 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,400 Focus on that. 459 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,760 (MACA AND FABIOLA) 460 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,840 You really are the joy from the garden, eh? 461 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,240 It's the best to be with you. 462 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,840 (BOTH) 463 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:20,040 464 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,080 465 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,240 (Applause) 466 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,800 ¡Hey! 467 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,080 Is everything all right? 468 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,880 Yes, great. 469 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,640 Look, you and I don't have to be friends, 470 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,600 but Maca has a bad time with these things. 471 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,880 But how can you know What is Maca having trouble with? 472 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,560 I know because I know her since we were two years old, 473 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,800 but how do you...? 474 00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,960 Of course. 475 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,560 Aunt, I like Maca. 476 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,560 And Álvaro? 477 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,680 Look, Maca has always been screwed, But well, on these topics, you know? 478 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,240 They always end up messing up. 479 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,720 Auntie, why don't we have a coffee one day you and me 480 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,760 And, I don't know, do we know each other? Do you feel like it? 481 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,560 And why don't you take off the stick? from the ass, huh? 482 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,840 Do you feel like it? -Yes, I feel like it. 483 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,280 But I'm in a lot of work and with a lot of things, 484 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,320 but, of course, yes, yes, I'll let you know. -Great, Margarita96. 485 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,560 The one that seemed stupid. 486 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,600 (TV) "A round of applause for these two brave men." 487 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,000 "Glacias by venil." 488 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,920 "Glacias for coming to us restaurant. Lico, lico". 489 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,280 "Everything very delicious." 490 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,880 "Come on, let's see." 491 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,600 "Let's eat a dumpling each one, okay?" 492 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,480 "Here are two doves and one of duck." 493 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,960 "Okay? Which one do you want?" 494 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,520 "Which one do you want?" 495 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,640 "You?" 496 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,320 (Door) 497 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,640 "Come on, I'll eat what you have left. Okay?" 498 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,960 "Careful." -How are you? 499 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,400 How do you spend nine hours a day 500 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,680 to see Goncho Pardo being the culmination of country comedy? 501 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,320 Bad. (TV) "You will be happy." 502 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,480 "You will be happy, that you are leaving to eat a free dumpling." 503 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:14,880 "Come on, me too." 504 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,520 "On three, come on. One..." 505 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,800 Hey... 506 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,840 Are you okay? -No. 507 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,120 No, it has been a horrible week. 508 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,400 "A week," he says. 509 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,960 Mine hasn't been amazing either, If it's any consolation to you. 510 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,320 I did my stand-up, It was a puncture... 511 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,120 Sometimes I don't even know what I do to this. 512 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,160 And what are you doing it for? 513 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,320 I mean you're stuck in this job... 514 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,480 clinging to a dream that now 515 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,400 You don't even know if you want it, right? 516 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,000 Because you chose it at the time for... 517 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,120 Well, not to be less than the others, 518 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,400 because like everyone has yours... 519 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,760 But it's not even you are good at it. 520 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,680 Damn, thank you. 521 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,760 How long have you been waiting the opportunity to go out there? 522 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,680 Well that. 523 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,120 He's going to end up giving me the opportunity, you'll see. And you too. 524 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,040 If you say so... 525 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,920 Yes, yes, I say it. 526 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,040 Yes. Barbara, in the end, This is trying. 527 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,880 Try it, try it. And the only way to get there 528 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,440 It is being true to yourself. 529 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,400 But you live with your mother, right? 530 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,640 How do you know? 531 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,560 I heard it the other day. 532 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,240 What these were talking about, They were losing their minds. 533 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,840 Of you. 534 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,880 I'm sorry. 535 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,960 Already. 536 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,320 Do it, you are very alone. 537 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,800 No, no, no. Let's see. 538 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,320 I don't know if I sent you some wrong signal. 539 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,560 No no. None. -Vale. 540 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,640 Do I close or leave it open? -Yes, close. 541 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,800 -Yeah? Okay. Good. 542 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,960 See you tomorrow. 543 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,320 Now you've really hit rock bottom. 544 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,080 545 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,560 546 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,040 547 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,080 548 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,160 549 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,880 550 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,440 inside me 551 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,360 552 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,040 553 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,360 554 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,720 555 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,600 556 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:15,400 557 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,000 558 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:23,120 559 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,760 560 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,640 561 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,400 562 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,480 563 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,960 564 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:44,120 565 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,040 566 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,560 567 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,800 568 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,040 569 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,680 570 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,800 571 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,680 572 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,320 573 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,080 574 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,120 575 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,880 576 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,960 577 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,400 578 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,920